dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

(via hate)

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

(via confessions-of--a-shopaholic)

trust:

finally a career for me

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(Source: trust, via sorry)